My "Shop for Bras by Fit" Project

Shop for Bras by Fit is a page I made on Amazon that shows you bras by category based on your body type, breast shape or size, or other area of lingerie interest.

Why did I decide to make ten Amazon lists of various bras and lingerie related products? It all started when I got approved as an Amazon associate for the second time, having previously been kicked out of their program for inactivity. They had informed me that I still had money in my account, but that I wouldn't be getting it because they were kicking me out. Like, great thanks so much.

I decided to re-apply, even though I wouldn't be able to get the money I had previously made. For some reason, they let me back in, but they're going to kick me out again if I don't get at least three sales in 180 days. Guess how many I have so far? That's right: zero. A sale happens when somebody buys something from your link, and it's a qualified sale, meaning it isn't disqualified for any number of reasons that Amazon can decide it doesn't count.

I'm making every possible effort to get those sales. You might be thinking, so what if they kick you out again? Who cares? Well, see, now it's personal. Now, I'm pissed off because they wouldn't give me my money. I really have to get those sales so I can stay in the program and make the bots or whoever runs the stupid thing feel guilty for not paying me.

Another thing I find irritating is that it won't let me use the word "breasts" in any of the descriptions I write on these lists. It gets flagged as inappropriate. So I've had to get very creative in not using that word. I find this ridiculous, and it's yet another reason why I want to squeeze Amazon for every penny it will give me.

And that's where Shop for Bras by Fit comes in. I wanted to put bras on Amazon into categories based on what body type or breast shape they would fit best on. I started out with wide-set breasts, my own type, and went from there. Then I started creating categories that have nothing to do with fit, so now the description doesn't really make sense anymore because it's like, everything. But it's my curation, dammit, and I'll put whatever I want in it.

Don't feel too sorry for me. I'm doing well on Vinted, mainly with buyers in the UK for some reason. I guess they like bras more there.